Large Man Declared Unsafe

Today Health and Safety Executives slapped a condemned notice on a large man at the centre of Government who was declared unfit for purpose. The H&S people said that the large man was unfit and falling to pieces and was no longer safe.

But defendents of the large man said that although the large man was falling to bits and a bit of a disgrace to the community, he still had lots to offer. Allegations that he was unsafe, especially for office parties were exaggerated.

The investigations continue, but it seems the natural downfall of the large man is inevitable.