Courtroom 6 (as normal) of the High Courts was today the scene of a dramatic case. In the defendant's box was a box, one in a somewhat shambolic state of repair containing a Mr Fibonacci of Italy and in the plaintiff's seat was Gary Chavv. Mr Chavv complained that when he'd heard of the Fibonacci Series, he was expecting only a limited number of editions, but because the series was infinite, he was still engaged in reading it. In total, it had consumed several years of his life and was still running. Mr Chavv alleged that he had been conned into an endless sequence.
Mr Fibonacci was generally silent, but his defence lawyer said that he was getting bored with the proceedings and asked for a grant of leave. His lawyer said that he would wish to say, "Hasta La Vista" but being Italian he had to settle with the far less famous "Arrivaderci, bambino".Then the flaky pile of chipboard was whisked away in a black limousine.
The judge deliberates.
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