A new breed of fungus has been discovered by scientists in Borneo. Despite the fact that so many species of flora and fauna remain undiscovered in the jungle, this is the first to be found for 4.5 million years and the boffins are bloody well ecstatic.
Dr Oktar leading the expedition held us spellbound with his story of how he and his team had spotted the new mushroom but that it had been guarded by the last group of Orang Utans. “So, what do you think we did?” he asked. “We shot the damned monkey scum as they were blocking this great self-advancement”.
Apparently the new toadstool is much like all the others. It’s not even poisonous.
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