It’s official! Britain is short of legs. The official average computed by the official Average Calculators says the average in Britain is 1.99 legs leaving us all slightly short.
This comes as a severe blow to the plans of trouser, sock and shoe manufacturers. And EU rules insist that school sports days will be changed forever with the 2.98 legged-race. Officious Belgian, Marcel Arsel insists that EU rules on rounding which would allow the former traditional name to be retained are not allowed in this instance. “Rounding is only allowed in accounting matters,” parlezed M. Arsel.
“Nous Preferez 2.98 rather that 3.00 as it reflects the importance of disability in society,” he went on, And on.
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