Courts Again: Today a leading chef Don Literal was fined £1000 by magistrates and told "not to di it again". Literal was left completely confused by the ruling. "I don't know where I stand now," he exasperated.
His story begins when he was previously before the beak on charges of misleading customers. The case was brought by the OFTF, the Office of Fair Trading Fascists, the public body charged with ensuring products supplied to customers as advertised. They complained that his West End restaurant had been selling Welsh Rabbit and his Mock Turtle Soup contained no rabbit, let alone one being from the Principality, nor the soup containing any chelonii, let alone false ones.
So, after a £500 fine, Literal began serving Shepherds Pie with real shepherds in it, and the House Wine was made from fermented roof tiles and bathroom suites. Undercover OFTF agents smelt a rat when one bit into a house brick from the Cottage Pie.
"With this latest ruling, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. They make the rules up as they go along," complained the chef.
Many sheep remian unrounded up on hills.
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