National MPs Truth Day

Yesterday was national truth day for politicians. MPs were being urged by pressure group Truth Out or Shut Up to stop feeding us a daily die of whoppers and fess up. MPs had been very much in opposition to the instigation of this new “National” day and had first asked for it to be deferred and then tried to introduce a variety of other “National” days to coincide;

National Ex-ees day – involving crossed fingers
National no political press conferences day
National this is the only National day on this day and all others are banned day

Unfortunately they were unable to organise any of these in time because they had been working on clearing up the aftermath of the previous day’s failed event at the brewery. The Truth Day was held.

MPs clammed up in general, but one did break the overwhelming noise of silence. The member for Ecclesthwaiteington spoke to us. “Yes I agree, everything we have spent money on is a complete waste, universally failed and not a lot of good. Crime and unemployment are up, NHS treatments and education standards are down and MPs brain activity remains static. But look on the bright side, tomorrow is another day, and things will be spinning around back to normal.”