All Brand New Competition

Your super soaraway paper launches a new fantastic competition.

LADIES: PHOTOCOPY YOUR BREASTS

Just send us your pics of your photocopied breasts. The best ten in the view of our judges will go forward to our prize draw.

WIN a lifetime's supply of breastwear - bras, bikinis, whatever.

Just pop the little fellas on the copier and hit COPY. Remember though, the glass can get hot with repeated use so only one copy. We don't want you getting nipple scorch!