Lady Forced Abroad For Treatment

Today a lady suffering from MS arrived back from Latvia or somewhere, having visited a private treatment clinic for revolutionary sten cil treatment. Mrs Warmly said she had had to go abroad for this treatment as it was unavailable on the NHS and it had cost her money.

A spokesman for the NHS said that sten cil treatment was little understood and there were no clinical results available to assess the merits of public funding. “I’ve never actually heard of it,” admitted Dr Oktar , “but its on the internet so it must be true.” He also wondered if it had been merely propagated by a deaf blogger who had misheard.

But Mrs Warmly was adamant of the benefits. The sten cils are painted onto the affected area using a template and emulsion. I like Apple Magnolia the best. She was then able to lift her blouse and show me a collage of butterfly motifs. Lovely, I said.